Last updated: August 2026
Download More Coffee (“we”, “us”) runs downloadmorecoffee.com — a parody website with a genuine coffee-recommendation quiz. This page explains, in plain English, what we collect and how we make money. Short version: we collect almost nothing, we don’t sell your data, and some links are affiliate links.
Some of the links on this site — including recommendations in the “Find Your Coffee” quiz — are affiliate links. If you click one and make a purchase, we may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. It never changes the price you pay.
As an Amazon Associate, we earn from qualifying purchases. We may also participate in other retailer and coffee-roaster affiliate programs. We only recommend products we’d genuinely point a friend toward.
Contact-form details are used only to respond to you. We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal information. We don’t send marketing emails.
We don’t set advertising or analytics cookies of our own. Affiliate networks (such as Amazon) and our CDN (Cloudflare) may set their own cookies when you click out or for security — that’s governed by their policies.
Don’t want us to have your details? Don’t use the contact form. Want a copy of, or deletion of, anything you’ve sent us? Ask via the contact form and we’ll take care of it.
Reach us anytime through the contact form on our home page.